A&R&A&R presents.....JAAP BLONK.
More recently: Some folks who were birthed in the 70s and 80s have been engaging in the avant-traditions of free-gob slobbery and live poetries of the flapping gum.
And now: the children of this time - revealed to have been an era in which all men who took it upon themselves to appear in the public eye bar none were, in fact, behaving beastly - have started to cry and we're damned if we can console 'em.
And so: it is with joy and clear conscience that we will be exposing these grown bairns of the 21st century to a male envoy, active in an age which we have been retroactively informed was one of blight, to provide wholly wholesome entrancing entertainment engendered of epiglottal endeavours in the fields of splutter, hack, gurgle, honk, meh and yelp. (Y)Our new Dutch hero will (strike a) blow (a kiss) that causes young howlers of today to discover that their vocal folds and vagus nerve have been only vaguely active until now and that the roads from comparative muteness are a one way street leading OUT.
here's more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaap_Blonk ASH REID & ALI ROBERTSON. 0.5 Scrim + 0.5 Usurper x 6 years of improvising in Edinburgh + 13 years of improvising in Edinburgh = 2 people + the same 2 initials in 1 room with approximately 50 people watching them do a number of things (hopefully).
Doors= 1:30pm.
Cost= £5.
This gig is not in a licensed venue so you can BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE and drink as much as you like.